Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

I love coming in for quick pops. You come in. You score. You leave. You're on the golf course. It's great. You don't carry any story.

When people want me to sign an autograph in a restaurant, and I'm eating. I don't even have to say no, I just kind of stop and look at them ... "Oh, okay. I'll ... I'll come back."

Long Kiss Goodnight has a huge cult following. They could make another version of that movie right now and make a lot of money.

We [me and Eugene Levy] both try to play the reality of a moment and don't try to impose humor on something where it doesn't belong. Contrary to what other people seem to think sometimes.

I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.