I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson.

Todoroff is the best. Look no further.

The only thing I've kind of missed is finding a really good western that I want to do, because I watched westerns a lot.

I voted for Barack because he was black. 'Cuz that's why other folks vote for other people - because they look like them... That's American politics, pure and simple.

When people want me to sign an autograph in a restaurant, and I'm eating. I don't even have to say no, I just kind of stop and look at them ... "Oh, okay. I'll ... I'll come back."

Michelle Obama is Superwoman. What can't she do? That's why people love her. She can be on the Supreme Court and anywhere else she wants. She can be the president. She's history and she'll stay history because she is so amazingly smart and together.