I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I will not, for my content-sake, give it.

At the Royall Oake Taverne, I drank a sort of French wine called Ho Bryan, that hath a good and most particular taste that I never met with.

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.

However, music and women I cannot but give way to, whatever my business is.

I did this night promise my wife never to go to bed without calling upon God, upon my knees, in prayer.

It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins