It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
Sandra BernhardOf course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?
Sandra BernhardMaybe I'd be in a different place in my career if I'd had that 10-year plan, a lot of people went at it with this voracity that I never had. My only voracity was to have fun and to be in the mix.
Sandra BernhardI've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.
Sandra Bernhard