I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, "Oh, this is so cool." I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.
Sandra BernhardOnce you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.
Sandra BernhardI feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people or 50 people or a hundred people, whether you're in a rock band or doing the comedy circuit.
Sandra BernhardI would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.
Sandra BernhardGay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.
Sandra BernhardI think bravery is when you're willing to really put yourself on the line and maybe lose out, financially - and be able to say exactly what motivates you and what inspires you and what you find completely unacceptable in humanity and in culture.
Sandra BernhardI've always gotten myself overly involved in supporting other women who've not always been as supportive in return.
Sandra BernhardI think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.
Sandra BernhardI'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.
Sandra BernhardI am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.
Sandra BernhardBe who you are and I'll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story.
Sandra BernhardI can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
Sandra BernhardMaybe I'd be in a different place in my career if I'd had that 10-year plan, a lot of people went at it with this voracity that I never had. My only voracity was to have fun and to be in the mix.
Sandra BernhardIf you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity.
Sandra BernhardAt no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.
Sandra BernhardWhen you have a knowledge of history, it's very soothing. When there's continuity in your life, it's soothing.
Sandra BernhardI've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.
Sandra BernhardKids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
Sandra BernhardI really thought I wanted to be a musical-comedy star, but I lived in Phoenix and didn't want to go all the way to New York and be that far away from home. So I thought maybe I'd be a rock 'n' roll singer or an opera singer.
Sandra BernhardI'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
Sandra BernhardWhen you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
Sandra BernhardWhen you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
Sandra BernhardNot everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
Sandra BernhardI would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.
Sandra BernhardThey want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.
Sandra BernhardI don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
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