I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?

I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.

My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.

I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.

My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.