You don't need to be famous to live a life as an artist.

How far can we go? How much can we absorb and still have some peace of mind?

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Maybe I'd be in a different place in my career if I'd had that 10-year plan, a lot of people went at it with this voracity that I never had. My only voracity was to have fun and to be in the mix.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.