The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder - just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate

Books can take you places.

I want to be your personal penguin. Please?

Much serious thought has been devoted to the subject of chocolate: What does chocolate mean? Is the pursuit of chocolate a right or a privilege? Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?

Clearly it is not the lovelorn sufferer who seeks solace in chocolate, but rather the chocolate-deprived individual, who, desperate, seeks in mere love a pale approximation of bittersweet euphoria.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.