Sure, I've done movies in which I was embarrassed by my performance, or might not have cared for a co-star. Then I'd have to tell lies, like, 'Oh, we love each other; everything was perfect!'

I've always wanted to do a female buddy film, the kind the guys get to do.

I have these big piano-playing hands. I feel like I should be picking potatoes.

I know nothing about Christianity, nothing about football, and I'm not a Republican.

I've made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody's ever made a choice for me.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.

I can't selfishly take journeys anymore because I have to take a little boy along with me.