The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Did I really earn this, or did I just wear you all down?
Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it's just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
Savor what you are and not what everyone else wants you to be.
I don't ever want to come home saying, 'I should have spoken my mind. I shouldn't have let someone say something that I didn't feel was right.'