Savor what you are and not what everyone else wants you to be.

I've made peace with the fact that the things that I thought were weaknesses or flaws were just me. I like them.

Your imperfections are what make you beautiful.

I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.

I love my comedy too much to bastardize it with bad romantic comedy.

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know.

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.