Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.

It's such a joy to be able to play someone who is angry. It's a joy and a relief. Having to be nice all the time is exhausting and boring.

I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.

I think a lot of actors, comedians, musicians, artists are drawn to this world, because you're allowed to excavate whatever it is that you're struggling with, and hopefully turn it into art.

I've done all my tricks. I'm tired of myself.

We don't trust anyone who does anything nice. That's just the sad world we live in.