We don't trust anyone who does anything nice. That's just the sad world we live in.

My goal now is to remember every place I've been, only do things I love, and not say yes when I don't mean it.

People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.

False expectations take away joy.

I've lived next door to people all my life. I don't know how cute they think I am.

There is something sexy about a computer nerd.

Everyone does things for love.