Children should be allowed to be children and not be sold.

Falling in love-you should go with it, regardless of whether or not your heart gets smashed. You'll be a better person.

Stop being scared of the unknown, because anything I worried about didn't happen. Other stuff happened. The unknown, we can't do anything about.

My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.

Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'

Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing with comedy is that most of the time, you could be orange. It doesn't matter, as long you're funny.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.