My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't.

Now, I love men, but I don't need to always be talking about them.

I still think marriage is a goofy institution if you set it up as this institution with a predetermined set of rules. It's unhealthy to have a predisposed expectation of what you think a marriage should be - as this thing at the end of the rainbow. False expectations take away joy.

After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.

Every single second of every single day... I don't know if I feel like a bad mom, but at the end of the day I'm always plagued with, 'Did I do enough? Should I go in a different direction?'

If I die tomorrow, will I have gotten everything in the world I've ever wanted? No. But I will have gotten everything that's made me happiest.

I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.