I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.

Every single second of every single day... I don't know if I feel like a bad mom, but at the end of the day I'm always plagued with, 'Did I do enough? Should I go in a different direction?'

My parents were opera singers and voice teachers, so growing up, I admired musicians and dancers.

I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy.

I love the written word; I love when someone takes the time or leaves you a note or sends a letter.

I don’t think there’s ever what could be called a "chilled state" in my head.

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.