I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.

It's just too much if you make your career everything. It is everything when you're doing it. But you have to find things you love just as much.

People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.

I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.

Go find your joy. It's what you're going to remember in the end.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

When people are like, 'Life is good,' I go, 'No, life is a series of disastrous moments, painful moments, unexpected moments, and things that will break your heart. And in between those moments, that's when you savor, savor, savor.'