I was so thankful that I got to go back to comedy and I felt bad that I had abandoned something that I guess I was naturally given and lucky to have an loved all of my life, but didn't love it anymore because I didn't get to do it the right way.

Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it's living together, or being with six partners, or dedicating your life to taking care of flowers.

I would say if you are going to party, show up on time to work.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

I love people in elements that they're not used to.

I think most people have that out-of-body experience when they win the Oscar.

I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make.