Don't corral me, and I'll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.

I still think marriage is a goofy institution if you set it up as this institution with a predetermined set of rules. It's unhealthy to have a predisposed expectation of what you think a marriage should be - as this thing at the end of the rainbow. False expectations take away joy.

I don't like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who'll fight back. I like people who can argue well.

I always said if it gets to a point where I really want a child, I would adopt; kids are amazing, so I'm getting the selfish stuff out of my system so when I have them I can say, 'Go, run. I have plenty of money, go play.'

I'm not politically vocal. I just want what's best for our country. I want our rights respected and those of my son's.

I love my comedy too much to bastardize it with bad romantic comedy.

I realised that conforming didn't accomplish anything. Do your own thing. As long as you learn that, you're cool.