I don't want to not enjoy where I am at this very moment. So, every time I plan something the exact opposite happens. I hope that I'm always satisfied and content like I am right at this very moment.

I don't understand women who try to be glamour queens.

Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.

I'm difficult on every single level. I'm aware that I can be annoying.

I just want people to admit that there's no one way to live your life.

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and, if it's done well, it's great. When it's bad, it's horrible.

After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.