Actually, they [ Hilary Clinton or Donald Trump] are doing pretty well on their own. They don't need my character to step in.

It's nice we work in a place where you're allowed to keep coming back to have new experiences together.

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.

Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.

If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't be putting it in your body or in your environment.

I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.

Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created.