Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.

I admire actresses who are good to women. I don't like the ones who just don't like women. You can feel it. They're degrading themselves.

I still think marriage is a goofy institution if you set it up as this institution with a predetermined set of rules. It's unhealthy to have a predisposed expectation of what you think a marriage should be - as this thing at the end of the rainbow. False expectations take away joy.

Everything in large doses is gonna kill you. Even happiness.

I like normal, simple, good people.

I realised that conforming didn't accomplish anything. Do your own thing. As long as you learn that, you're cool.

After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.