I still think marriage is a goofy institution if you set it up as this institution with a predetermined set of rules. It's unhealthy to have a predisposed expectation of what you think a marriage should be - as this thing at the end of the rainbow. False expectations take away joy.

I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.

I consider myself sort of like a pseudo lawyer. Like, I'm convinced I can solve every case and argue my way.

To me, the good thing about living in L.A. is diversity in lifestyle choices, color, and religion.

When you have adversity and you have pain, you never feel more alone than you do at that moment. And you can be surrounded by hundreds of thousands of people.

I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make.

I'll do anything for free stuff.