I still think marriage is a goofy institution if you set it up as this institution with a predetermined set of rules. It's unhealthy to have a predisposed expectation of what you think a marriage should be - as this thing at the end of the rainbow. False expectations take away joy.

You don't have to give birth to someone to have a family. We're all family - an extended family.

I'll do anything for free stuff.

My quest to find a great role for myself started long before this film [ "Our Brand Is Crisis"]came around.

We don't trust anyone who does anything nice. That's just the sad world we live in.

I'm not saying, "I don't condone plastic surgery." But if you do it, then do it well, make sure you come out looking like yourself. You're comfortable being put under a knife and being disemboweled? Great!

I've always wanted to do a female buddy film, the kind the guys get to do.