Even as your body betrays you, your mind denies it.

Even as your body betrays you, your mind denies it.

Is where you're from the place you're leaving or where you have roots?

Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn.

Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.

I am ninety. Or ninety-three. One or the other.

Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!