I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.

The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards!

I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.

Oh my God — I'm turning into my mother!

I suffer from the sense that everything good in my life is about to go away.

We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.