A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

I have a lot of responsibilities outside myself. I have a large family. I want to know I can always be helpful.

I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.

I thought if I had straight hair and a perfect nose, my whole career would be different.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

I eat everything. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything.

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.