I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast.

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

When I go to a premiere I like to borrow lovely clothes and shoes from designers. It's like the library: if you return them in good condition, you get to borrow more. I'm very lucky.

Someone once said that two halves make a whole. And when two halves move in together, it makes a whole lot of stuff.