I spent more time playing a person I was not than the person I am.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

I love walking into a closet and smelling lingering perfume, so I always spray my clothes. And at the end of the bottle, when the atomizer no longer reaches the tiny little dribble that is left, I unscrew the top and pour the remainder onto a t-shirt or dress.

I don't know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I'm aging all the time. It's like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?

I eat everything. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything.

Most of my friends in New York are single women or gay men.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?