Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

When I get married I'm going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

I wonder-maybe the key is balance. Maybe it's about living in the moment while still keeping your eye on the big picture-on all the pictures.

Part of me could do it. Run off and get married. But another part... Another part of me wondered if I could really trust anyone. If all relationships were all doomed.

Why do you think people cheat?," I asked. "Because they're bored? Because they can? Because they're selfish and think they're entitled to anything they want? Because they don't think they'll get caught?