Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.

When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them.

Part of me could do it. Run off and get married. But another part... Another part of me wondered if I could really trust anyone. If all relationships were all doomed.

We're all crazy. What's your specific form of crazy?

Dad? Um, listen. I have kind of a crazy story for you.

When I get married I'm going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?