Nothing else ever mattered to me, and you weren’t even real. All I ever wanted was you.

Oh my gosh,Nick. You're not wearing a shirt! This must be one of those exciting days ending in Y.

I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Nick is driving us," Jamie informed him. "Nick has a car. Nick has TWO cars. Ha!

And they all lived happily ever after (barring death, divorce, arrest for tax fraud, that incident with the pool boy...)

I can smite you " Nick grumbled. "Anytime I like.