Jared sidled up. He was not very good at sidling; he was more of a loomer.

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.

Love always costs more than you can afford to pay," he said. "And it's always worth the price.

Jared sidled up. He was not very good at sidling; he was more of a loomer.

I don't mean to cast a dark shadow on all your hopes and dreams, except of course I do, because that is who I am. I'm a dream ruiner.

I have changed my mind. You can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. Do it carefully. -Nick to Jamie

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.