Nick subjected him to a long, judgmental stare. "There's something very wrong with you," he said at last. "I thought you should know.

Once you start thinking about the lies people tell when they don't know they're telling them, the truths people reveal when they think they're lying, then you can start to build a world.

Lillian shut her eyes briefly, as if she hoped when she opened them she would behold a world in which people never said ridiculous things.

Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now.

Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs.

Oh my gosh,Nick. You're not wearing a shirt! This must be one of those exciting days ending in Y.

I have changed my mind. You can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. Do it carefully. -Nick to Jamie