Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

Kami'd always retold her fairy tales to make the fair maidens braver and more self-sufficient, but she had never had any real objection to the handsome prince.

And they all lived happily ever after (barring death, divorce, arrest for tax fraud, that incident with the pool boy...)

He knew her now. She was the weird girl in the class above him, who dyed her hair pink and always wore a lot of pentragrams and crystals. Right now she was also wearing giant chandelier earings and a violent pink T-Shirt that bore the words ROMEO AND JULIET WOULDN'T HAVE LASTED.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

Better overcautious than missing a jugular vein, as the saying goes." That was a very morbid saying. Maybe only vampire said it.