Being able to depend on someone doesn't mean you're dependent on them.

You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?

They walked to school, talking about how much they were longing for the summer holidays. "Oh, I am planning things," said Jamie. "Great, great things. I could join a band." "You gave up the guitar after two lessons." "Well," he said, "I could be a backup dancer." "Backup dancers have to wear belly shirts and glitter," said Mae. "So obviously, I support this plan.

The word 'home', it seemed, once learned, was a hard one to forget.

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

You’re crazy,” said her best friend, Angela, as the bell rang to signal five minutes before the first class on the first day back at school. “They said that about all the great visionaries.” “You know who else they said it about?” Angela demanded. “All the actual crazy people.