Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy.
Should I call the FBI and tell them I found DB Cooper?
Every treasure is guarded by dragons. That's how you can tell it's valuable.
If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.
It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong.
Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.