Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?

I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.

Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.

Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.

Some people are immune to good advice.

Should I call the FBI and tell them I found DB Cooper?

If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.