Make hay while the sun is still shining.
I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.
If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.
Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.
Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.
My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.