I've never turned over a fig leaf yet that didn't have a price tag on the other side.

I am an American – Chicago born.

Is our species crazy? Plenty of evidence.

I don't know exactly how it's done. I let it alone a good deal.

A man must have limits and cannot give in to the wild desires to be everything and everyone and everything to everyone.

All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.

There are times when the most practical thing is to lie down.