When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing.

Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will

I very rarely came across rude or disrespectful people. I don't know how I slipped by all of them, but I honestly can't think of one experience off the top of my head that was like that. I'm sure they're there, but I'd have to think really hard to recall them.