I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I don't have an iPod. I don't get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some '70s music, some '80s music, and that's it.

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing.

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

People can think what they want to think, I don't go after people. I think most people I talk to, like me, are very quiet and keep to themselves, they maintain their lives.