This Windows 95 hairball has become so big, so unmanageable, so hard to use, so hard to configure, so hard to keep up and running, so hard to keep secure. Windows 95 is a great gift to give your kid this Christmas because it will keep your kid fascinated for months trying to get it up and running and trying to figure out how to use it.

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch to make a phone call, or how to use the Hoover Dam to take a shower, or how to work a nuclear-power plant to turn on the lights.

If I could embed a locator chip in my child right now, I know I would do that. Some people call that Big Brother; I call it being a father.

When Steve Ballmer calls me wacko, I consider that a compliment.

Yes, we have a dress code. You have to dress.

The best decision is the right decision. The next best decision is the wrong decision. The worst decision is no decision.

Get the best people and train them well.