Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].

The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T.

Who cares who's captain after the wings have fallen off.

In a world without fences, who needs Gates?

The best decision is the right decision. The next best decision is the wrong decision. The worst decision is no decision.

Every time you turn on your new car, you're turning on 20 microprocessors. Every time you use an ATM, you're using a computer. Every time I use a settop box or game machine, I'm using a computer. The only computer you don't know how to work is your Microsoft computer, right?

I can't figure the stock market out. I think it's wacky. I have done well with a long-term strategy and will continue being a long-term investor.