Who cares who's captain after the wings have fallen off.

Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system... I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their technology too.

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch to make a phone call, or how to use the Hoover Dam to take a shower, or how to work a nuclear-power plant to turn on the lights.

The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T.

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.

The best decision is the right decision. The next best decision is the wrong decision. The worst decision is no decision.

If I could embed a locator chip in my child right now, I know I would do that. Some people call that Big Brother; I call it being a father.