I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.

The gay male is always going to be at the bottom.

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.