My theory is that comedy comes from little people.

Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold.

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.

A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.