Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.