I make it a policy never to appear surprised" - Dr Barlow

Once you told yourself a story enough times, it was so easy to keep on believing it.

A rat called Possible New Strain was sitting under a spaghetti strainer held down with a pile of journalism textbooks, saying rude things in rat-speak.

And it was pretty clear that no prince was showing up, or at least that he was really late.

Irony is always the best weapon against fascism.

I don't want to hurt you but I will if I have too - Tally Youngblood

Life doesn't come with an instruction manual.