When the term "machine gun" enters common parlance, the word "machine" becomes much more sinister.

I love my virginity to the apocalypse.

Money's the same, whoever gives it to you. That was the point of money, after all: crisp and clean or wrinkled or disintegrated into quarters - a dollar was always worth a hundred cents.

Ah. So he's forgotten the most important rule of warfare. Which is... That nothing ever goes to plan.

Tally smiled. At least she was causing trouble to the end. "I'm Tally Youngblood," she said. "make me pretty.

He and I have this... personality conflict. Namely, I think he should get a new one.

Sooner or later usually means too late