My view is that to get anywhere in life you have to be anti-social, otherwise you'll end up being devoured. I've never been particularly social, anyway, but if I've ever been rude, fifty per cent of it has usually been provoked by other people's attitudes. Though I do admit, like most Celts, I'm moody. It's fine until people try to cheer you up with gems like, 'snap out of it' or 'Come on, now'.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.

People used to call me Bond in the street. It was impossible to avoid crowds of people all over the place and blinding flashguns. The Beatles had to run the gauntlet as well, but at least there were four of them!

Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.

I find if I just sit down and think, a solution presents itself.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.