Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

I'm an easy target because of my political opinions.

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

Ever since the introduction of psychoanalysis there have been too many terms to excuse behavior and phrases that can be [used] to explain everything.

My view is that to get anywhere in life you have to be anti-social, otherwise you'll end up being devoured. I've never been particularly social, anyway, but if I've ever been rude, fifty per cent of it has usually been provoked by other people's attitudes. Though I do admit, like most Celts, I'm moody. It's fine until people try to cheer you up with gems like, 'snap out of it' or 'Come on, now'.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

I've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit.