Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

Some age. Others mature.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

After I began to make some money, my brain-damaged accountant put me in one business after another that went bad. The only one that panned out was a small bank, an old Scottish firm with London offices in Pall Mall. I was a director. We sold out to a larger bank. That was the only successful venture I've had, apart from acting.

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.